The Sex Issue Is Coming Soon

Finally, a realistic looking woman being sold on the internet.

Hey everyone! Chances are if you’re anything like us you really love having sex with people… or animals… or, ok, so most likely you really, really love mooshing your genitals (whatever they may be) into some other thing until a bunch of slime comes out of you.

This is pornography to me.

Well guess what! We’re proud to say that we’re currently starting production (read drinking beer and using indesign) on Nonsense’s first issue of the year. Also! It’s going to be the first issue to be done in tandem (read bicycle for assholes) online so people from around the world can look at it! I can’t exactly understand why you’d want to, but hey, just like the act of sexual intercourse, we don’t care what you do or how or where or why or with whom/what.

Damn, sex is complicated.

Nonsense Online is coming…

And to make that even funnier our first online issue is going to be about sex. So like, that “coming” is I guess a double entendre, it’s also accurate in describing what we’re doing with like being online and stuff.